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Post by bagga on May 17, 2016 9:05:38 GMT -5
wtf is that last pic of? martian hands? where did you get them?
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Post by JR on May 17, 2016 13:33:24 GMT -5
wtf is that last pic of? martian hands? where did you get them? Oh no no! Attorney knows what they are he loves them! That's why he can now bait Bigfoot!
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Post by Attorney on May 17, 2016 14:03:13 GMT -5
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Post by Attorney on May 17, 2016 14:11:04 GMT -5
According to wikipedia and BF forum, sasquatches so love these , i wish i have these trees in my backyard so i can play with the sasquatch while they' enjoy eating. and while i make my home made oil cooling system out of copper tubing.. And this;
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Post by Attorney on May 17, 2016 14:56:36 GMT -5
This is what i will use to camp out in the woods to catch the bigfoot, i will be in the woods for about 3weeks , so i need something like a mobile home type of vehicle. So I can shove all my gadgets inside and still have room for the sasquatch if i catch him alive and sedated.
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Post by JR on May 19, 2016 14:35:21 GMT -5
You're going to need a big trap and lot's of bait!
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Post by Attorney on May 19, 2016 23:15:26 GMT -5
A good size Sasquatch can break a 10inch diameter pine tree....that trap is no match to the 9feet tall frame of the BF...,,that's just good for trapping wild boars..,..aaaanyway..
i have been working out for the last 2 weeks,preparing my body for the big day when i haunt for this sasquatch in the woods...wish me luck guys!!
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Post by Rebel on May 19, 2016 23:19:27 GMT -5
Now don't go all over prepared there, don't want to scare BF away.
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Post by bagga on May 20, 2016 5:46:48 GMT -5
work out hard and don't shower for the next 2 weeks, don't even wash your hands. no shaving either and don't be splashing any foo foo juice on yourself as well. if there's a mrs. attorney and she complains about your hygiene, just tell her you're on a history making adventure and you're going to get you're own TV show on the history channel or maybe you'll get to go in the "dr phil show".
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Post by Rebel on May 20, 2016 10:55:18 GMT -5
Oh and I have it on semi good authority that you should go vegan, seems meat eater imit a certain odor too.
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Post by Attorney on May 20, 2016 18:01:35 GMT -5
My diet... My favorite menu, chicken adobo !!... The BF might like this too.. Im gonna cook this in the woods so the Big Foot will smell the aroma and he'll come to me.., we will eat together first before i shoot him with my tranquilizer. .....: ill bring rice for sure, i never eat without rice..
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Post by Rebel on May 20, 2016 20:14:17 GMT -5
I understand that apples are a popular bait for them.
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Post by Attorney on May 20, 2016 23:23:57 GMT -5
I may need to buy one of these too...to make the BF 's more at ease at me.
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Post by jmkjr72 on May 21, 2016 13:03:19 GMT -5
I'm sure they travel between here and there home planet of kashyyyk
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Post by Attorney on May 21, 2016 16:05:10 GMT -5
if that girl on the video will go to the woods wearing that mask, I'm sure the Bigfoot will get attracted to her and get her pregnant,or just rape her to death.
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